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No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
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Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Don't you think Israel is and always has been the biggest obstacle to peace in the Middle East?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do Democrats look like snowflakes and Republicans look like Vikings?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!